text joke.. .

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Lolo & lola nagsabot e-recall ang ilang first meeting 50 yrs ago to make it yesterday once more..hmmm

lolo waited n the river with flowers but walay lola niabot.Pag uli ni lolo, si lola tua ra sa bed naghigda gakos ang unlan..

suko si lolo, gilabay ang flowers sa floor.
"nganong wala ka nitunga sa atong sabot?"

Lola gicoveran ang face sa unlan og gapashy nga nitubag...
" wala man gud ko tugti ni mama."

hahahaha ;D ;D

Corny! ;D

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Holdaper: Pili ka, wallett nimo or pusilon nko imong utok?

biktima: Bahala ka! basta pareha rana walay sulod!..


hehehe ;D

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Death of Mr. Beans mother...

Mr. Bean: (crying) the doc just called up, my mom's dead/

Friend: Condolences, my friend...

(after two minutes, Mr. Bean cries even louder)

Friend: What now, Mr. Bean?

Mr. Bean: My sister just called, her mom died too!
huhuhu